" middle school "

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1: The fifth circle of hell. A grotesque wasteland where underqualified teachers and posers alike turn defenseless 12 year olds into vapid shells of their former selves--after about 3 years of this methodical torture these poor souls are to be shipped off to the ninth circle of hell, otherwise known as high school.

  * e.g.,  ... Dante: "And now we see the fifth circle of hell: note the messy black hair and Monster energy drinks." seriously, middle school sucked 

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1: One of the worst places imaginable. Usually 6-8th grades,but some are 5-8th grades,others 7-8th grades. Lunches are overpriced. Whenever I pay a lunch fee,I normaly accumulate some new lunch debt the very same day. Some teachers are nice,and can talk to you about anything,others are mean and give you tons of homework that is due the next day. After this,you go to high school,which I hear is even worse. In middle school,there is a lot of drama,and fakes on every corner. Popular brands that the popular (see:fakes) kids wear is Hollister,Abercrombie And Fitch,and Aeropostale. Some people become emo,and people start labeling you. (see:label) Plus,there are a lot of tests that leave you tired and unhappy. Some boys get into fights to prove that they're tough,and girls (some) love gossip. Once people get into middle school,they think that they are mature,and that they're awesome,but they're not. Boyfriends last a week or less. Some lose elementary school friends,others make new ones. I can go on and on,but I think by now,you get my point.

  * e.g.,  ... Trevor (whom is is in fifth grade,about to go into middle school):"Yay! Middle school next year!" 

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1:  a place where poor kids are made fun of everyday where kids have stupid relationships that last for 2 weeks where kids are forced to go for 7 hours of the day prep for high school where most of the kids days are spent texting and spelling you like u

  * e.g.,  ... kiddo: i hate school Mom: but it teaches you good value kiddo:sureeee (kiddo thinks : i freaking hate middle school) 

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1: The 3 years of shit you go through just to graduate and stand 4 more years of shit. The classes are boring, with exams up to the Wazoo. Lunch is the hamburgers from last week, but now they're disguising them as soup. If you're lucky and have recess, it only lasts 15 minutes, and all you do is stand there. Teachers give you an assload of homework and projects, and expect you to finish them in one night.

  * e.g.,  ...  Teacher: Now class, your homework is pages 141-145, All problems. Oh, and you have a project due tomorrow.  

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2: Your parents don't care if you're getting bullied, but once you get a bad grade they're on your ass about it. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon.

  * e.g.,  ...  Lunch today: Soupy Surprise  

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1: A place worse than hell where everybody talks about everybody behind their back then talks about how they hate two faced people. Its even worse when you are at private middle school because there are only ten people in the whole school and if you don't like them youre screwed. The only way to survive is to be fake and then you hate yourself for being fake. You're just starting to go through puberty so your face is covered in zits and the people who haven't gone through puberty make fun of you for it. All the girls except a select few wear padded bras that make them into DDs when they're only an A cup and everybody hates each other. If you're in public middle school everybody are punk poseurs that listen to avril lavigne, good charlotte, and simple plan and cut themselves. If you're in private everybody wears Hollister and pretends to be perfect while listening to whatevers on MTV and only pretending to like it. Everybody fakes Starbucks obsessions when really they can't stand it.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl 1- OMG I love frappacinos sooo freakin' much!!! 

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1:  A place where your parents drop you off to be ripped apart by your equals.

  * e.g.,  ... Mom, don't make me go back to middle school today. I'll be given wedgies and noogies and have my lunch money stolen! 

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2:  Where you go from being a sweet, cute, elementry school kid to being a poser goth cutter listening to Avril Lavinge.

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3:  Where your hopes and dreams are shattered just in time for the next pit of hell: highschool.

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1: Middle School is hell. The popular crowd overflows and makes you feel like crap. They always talk about how they always go to the mall together and hang out with each other, but you probably have no friends so you feel horrible. The friends you had in elementary school betray you and you are left alone. Guidance councelars will tell you how your sadness will go away and you'll make friends, but EVERYONE including the teachers and kids lie. The girls become evil and the boys become disgusting future rapists.

  * e.g.,  ... popular kid: Me and my bf went 2 the movies last night, then i had a sleepover w/ my bffl and then we had a beach party. then i went 2 the mall and bought makeup. how was your weekend? average kid: i watched tv. Popular kid: loser (spreads nasty rumor) average kid: i hate middle school 

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1: The worst years of everyone's life. Not one person looks back on them fondly, even the people who were supposedly "popular" at the time. Typically middle schools offer 6th, 7th, and 8th grade. Some school districts like to be nice and have middle school start at 7th grade, thus making you only have to suffer two years of hell, but some like to be evil and add 5th grade to middle school, therefore making you have to sit through 4 years of misery, competition, and having to deal with not only your pubescent suicidal self who is a bitch/asshole on the outside, but also with hundreds of other suicidal pubescent pre-teens who are bitches/assholes on the outside.

  * e.g.,  ... High schooler: So how's middle school? 

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2: The reason middle school is so bad is basically because everyone is going through puberty, making them feel like shit. So right off the bat their life sucks. To make matters worse, many people in middle school turn into obnoxious wannabes who think they're 10 years older then they are to make themselves feel better. These people form fake friendships and cliques and then make everyone else compete with them because they think no one is cooler then them. So in middle school people also pretty much hate each other. Lastly, work in middle school can sometimes be even more then high schoolers and college students get, causing a great amount of stress.

  * e.g.,  ... Middle schooler: It sucks. Really bad. I wanna die. Really badly. 

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3: Luckily, middle school does go by pretty fast, so then you get to go to high school, which is 10000x better then middle school (although still not all that great).

  * e.g.,  ... High school: Aaah, yeah. I used to feel like that in middle school. Just remember when middle school is done you get to go to HIGH SCHOOL, which doesn't suck...as much as middle school. 

 [ "middle school" ]

1: a place where people pretend to be your friends but really they're just talking about how fat, ugly or stupid you are, when, you might just be none of those

  * e.g.,  ... Principal: hello young man, how are you today? 

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2: the teachers play favorites and want the rest of their students to die. they hate crude, middle school boy related humor and give you large amounts of work.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy: i'm fan-fucking-tastic. i have the world's largest boner, i'm getting pimples, and my braces hurt like a bitch. i'm failing english because i'm fucking dyslexic. 

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3: everybody has a group, and is real shit-faced about it when you ask to join their group.

  * e.g.,  ... Principal: have a nice day! 

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4: your boyfriend of three weeks pretends to like you, but really he just likes the easy girl with big boobs. and is using you to prove he can get a girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy: asshole. 

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5: the girls think they're in love with every boy they date, and are overly romantic about EVERYTHING.

  * e.g.,  ... Middle School memories will always haunt you. 

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6: test are shittin' hard and homework comes in plies. there is hardly ever a break from the insanity.

  * e.g.,  ... Always. 

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7: when girls get pissy with each other it blows up into a huge fight, lasting for like, two days, and when guys get mad at each other, they just beat the shit out of each other and call it even.

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8: the popular group loves themselves too much and they're assholes to people they think are lesser then them. the popular girls are usually sluts who are mad easy and act like they're four years older then they really are. they fool around with their boyfriends, or talk about fooling around with their boyfriends, who are just looking to get some and walk around with a 24/7 monster boner.

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9: the principal is just some weirdo who points at you in the hall and asks how you're doing. (some are really faggy)

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10: then in 8th grade, when all the madness is nearly over, you realize that middle school was one pit of hell you never want to return to.

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1: The hell-hole where 5th, 6th,7th, and 8th graders are taught. The place where jerks reign supereme and perverts lose their virginity. The place where satan and all the demons of hell inhabit. The four years that shatter all dreams and destroy all hope for happiness. The structure in which friends leave you and betray you. The nazi death camp where teachers don't respect you and humiliate you. That is middle school.

  * e.g.,  ... 5th Grader- Yay! I'm finally in middle school!